Sunday, September 2, 2007

SMS From 447954104433

It has emerged that our 'hotline' is not so much a hotline as a tepid and slightly broken line. The phone we have bought especially for this purpose has lost its capacity to make any noise, be it ringing or a person talking. Therefore, while we still gratefully anticipate your encouraging texts, there's no point in ringing us for the time being.

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