Thursday, September 13, 2007

The following events take place between one PM and two PM

13:12:44
13:12:45
13:12:46

"We've just finished processing al-Symington's intel. It would appear that Diziet is in possession of a nuclear device powerful enough to destroy the entire country. He's currently holed up in a safe-house near Nottingham. We have to act now or risk the lives of milions of people and their pets and kiddies."
"What are you suggesting?"
"We have to obliterate Nottingham, and we have to do it now."
"This isn't what I signed up for. Don't the residents of Notingham get any say in this?"
"It's either the residents of Nottingham or the whole country. How many innocent lives do you want to be lost on your watch?"
"Well, you've left me no choice. But I don't like it. I don't like t one bit."
"Backup, prepare an assault team. I want to see results within the hour."

13:16:01
13:16:02
13:16:03


13:58:31
13:58:32
13:58:33

"It's done. Nottingham has been wiped from the face of the earth. Someone get Spanners to download the satellite imagery to verify."
"Copy that."

13:59:12
13:59:13
13:59:14

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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TAKE THAT NOTTS FOREST! NO MORE TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL IN THE OFFICE FROM NOW ONE!!!!

BWAAAA-HHHAAAAAA-HHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

MAD DOG DIZIET (Ms)